Henri Paul's missing 8 minutes

**thunderlizard** · 4 October 2007, 22:10

He could have made and eaten two pot noodles consecutively while watching a third of an episode of Byker Grove. No wonder he couldn't keep his mind on the driving.

**Moose423956** · 4 October 2007, 22:10

Hmmmmm. Not sure. It's too long for a wee, and not long enough for a poo. Maybe he had a quick Joddrell.

**thunderlizard** · 4 October 2007, 22:13

The French do like to take their time over such things.

**Lucy** · 4 October 2007, 22:13

Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post

Hmmmmm. Not sure. It's too long for a wee, and not long enough for a poo. Maybe he had a quick Joddrell.

Plenty of time for boom booms, maybe you are constipated...

**Clippy** · 4 October 2007, 22:17

Originally posted by Lucy View Post

The daily diana's headline tomorrow is the above. Diana and Dodi's driver cannot be seen on the newly released CCTV for eight whole minutes.

We wondered what he might of done...

My vote is he probably went to the gents...

Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post

Hmmmmm. Not sure. It's too long for a wee, and not long enough for a poo. Maybe he had a quick Joddrell.

Maybe he mistakenly joined the queue for the ladies and spent the 8 mins talking about inane stuff like shoes and handbags with the other ladies in the queue.

Or perhaps he did go to the gents and wasn't able to leave until he gave the Nigerian toilet attendant enough money for a lollipop and tissue.

**wendigo100** · 4 October 2007, 22:29

Perhaps he was polishing off the last of a good bottle of wine.

**SallyAnne** · 4 October 2007, 22:33

Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post

and not long enough for a poo.

Right, I know we've talked about this before....but I still dont get it!!!

More than 8 minutes for a tulip?!!! Don't you just go when you need one like?

**Lucy** · 4 October 2007, 22:37

Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

Right, I know we've talked about this before....but I still dont get it!!!

More than 8 minutes for a tulip?!!! Don't you just go when you need one like?

Yes he need more roughage and water!

**Moose423956** · 4 October 2007, 22:39

Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

Right, I know we've talked about this before....but I still dont get it!!!

More than 8 minutes for a tulip?!!! Don't you just go when you need one like?

I like to take my time. Play a game on my phone, read a book (not a whole one), or just sit and wonder. About love...........

Edit: also, men have hairy arses, so it takes longer to wipe. HTH.

Henri Paul's missing 8 minutes