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Irrational Fears!

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    Irrational Fears!

    One of my greatest fears is sneezing in the office and weeing myself.

    Everytime I feel a sneeze coming on in public I get this huge sense of panic!

    I wonder if it'll ever actually happen?
    The pope is a tard.

    #2
    cut me - ill bleed rosso red

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      #3
      My mate had slightly dodgy guts at work, sneezed, and soiled himself. So I guess it does happen...
      And the lord said unto John; "come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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        #4
        Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
        One of my greatest fears is sneezing in the office and weeing myself.

        Everytime I feel a sneeze coming on in public I get this huge sense of panic!

        I wonder if it'll ever actually happen?
        Keep up the 'pelvic floor exercises' and it won't
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          #5
          SA, crikey . Has it happened to you, or is it a "true" irrational fear?
          Have patience. In time, even grass becomes milk.

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            #6
            Originally posted by chasingtheaurora View Post
            SA, crikey . Has it happened to you, or is it a "true" irrational fear?
            It is a TRUE irrational fear!!!

            I've never weed myself in public!!! (well...not sober anyway!)
            The pope is a tard.

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              #7
              I had an irrational fear of throwing up on my partner.

              Until I did.
              Have patience. In time, even grass becomes milk.

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                #8
                Classic SA - what a thing to say!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by chasingtheaurora View Post
                  I had an irrational fear of throwing up on my partner.

                  Until I did.
                  Best to get these things out in the open.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
                    Best to get these things out in the open.
                    That's what I thought ...

                    She didn't agree. Wonder why, strange girl.
                    Have patience. In time, even grass becomes milk.

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