My daily diary.
08:55 Switch on PC and settle in for the busy day trolling ahead.
09:00 Open IE with the CUK forum as my home page.
09:01 Log in under my most popular Id. You know , the fake girlie one.
09:05 Read PMs from sad middle age singletons asking me if I have a web cam.
09:10 Reply to all with a schoolyard type flirtatious comment.
09:15 Double Media Studies
11:00 Back to CUK under my 'mid-life crisis, daily mail reader' alias
11:02 complain about immigration and house prises
11:05 Start a 'do you know how much I earn' thread
11:10 Geography coursework
11:55 Back under girly id and post 'oooh ,you are naughty' under every thread mentioning norks.
12:00 Log back in as midlife crisis and ask to see fake girlie ids norks.
12:05 Packed lunch. Ham and tomato sandwich with a packet of hula hoops and a kit kat.
12:30 Give bully fifty pence not to steal my kit kat.
12:55 IM 'friend' I met on boyband forum about who is hotter ant or dec
13:00 Back to CUK this time as 'tech boy' and start 'Macs are crap: discuss' thread
13:05 General Science lesson
14:00 On to CUK as 'Well ard northerner, possilby scotish, football is for poofs' id and start virtual fight, sighting some previous military service as a justification for everyone else being gay.
14:01 start 'I did your mum' thread.
14:05 create new id named 'The dudemeister '
14:10 PE. Give gym coach letter from my mum explaing that a medical condition prevents me from showering in front of other boys and to make me do so would be an infringement of my human rights.
14:15 Back to CUK as daily mail reader complaing about political correctness gone mad and that the human rights act is going too far.
14:20 CUK as 'whosyourdaddy' and ask what IR35 is to get post count high enough for tomorrows trolling.
14:30 Create id 'naughtylady' and start virtual slagging match with other fake girlie id.
14:35 Wander around the playground not making eye contact with anyone.
14:50 Log in under 'aussieboy' id. Random gibberish posts with spelling mistakes and excessive use of the smilie
14:55 Start 'britain is crap and you're all racist' thread.
15:00 Back as daily mail reader and tell 'aussieboy' to go home if he doesn't like it.
15:15 English Literature. Continue highlighting rude words in my dictionary.
16:00 Hometime. Mum picks me up on the corner away from all the big kids
16:30 Feed squirrels
17:00 Watch Hollyoaks
18:00 Internet dating site as 'youknowyouwantit'
20:00 Back to CUK to start 'I'm really drunk thread' as daily mail reader
20:15 Homework. Help from dad with fractions and long division
21:05 Reply to all threads with I'm Spartacus
21:30 Look at rude pictures in the internet.
22:00 Bedtime under my Manchester United duvet
Yup, that's about it.
08:55 Switch on PC and settle in for the busy day trolling ahead.
09:00 Open IE with the CUK forum as my home page.
09:01 Log in under my most popular Id. You know , the fake girlie one.
09:05 Read PMs from sad middle age singletons asking me if I have a web cam.
09:10 Reply to all with a schoolyard type flirtatious comment.
09:15 Double Media Studies
11:00 Back to CUK under my 'mid-life crisis, daily mail reader' alias
11:02 complain about immigration and house prises
11:05 Start a 'do you know how much I earn' thread
11:10 Geography coursework
11:55 Back under girly id and post 'oooh ,you are naughty' under every thread mentioning norks.
12:00 Log back in as midlife crisis and ask to see fake girlie ids norks.
12:05 Packed lunch. Ham and tomato sandwich with a packet of hula hoops and a kit kat.
12:30 Give bully fifty pence not to steal my kit kat.
12:55 IM 'friend' I met on boyband forum about who is hotter ant or dec
13:00 Back to CUK this time as 'tech boy' and start 'Macs are crap: discuss' thread
13:05 General Science lesson
14:00 On to CUK as 'Well ard northerner, possilby scotish, football is for poofs' id and start virtual fight, sighting some previous military service as a justification for everyone else being gay.
14:01 start 'I did your mum' thread.
14:05 create new id named 'The dudemeister '
14:10 PE. Give gym coach letter from my mum explaing that a medical condition prevents me from showering in front of other boys and to make me do so would be an infringement of my human rights.
14:15 Back to CUK as daily mail reader complaing about political correctness gone mad and that the human rights act is going too far.
14:20 CUK as 'whosyourdaddy' and ask what IR35 is to get post count high enough for tomorrows trolling.
14:30 Create id 'naughtylady' and start virtual slagging match with other fake girlie id.
14:35 Wander around the playground not making eye contact with anyone.
14:50 Log in under 'aussieboy' id. Random gibberish posts with spelling mistakes and excessive use of the smilie
14:55 Start 'britain is crap and you're all racist' thread.
15:00 Back as daily mail reader and tell 'aussieboy' to go home if he doesn't like it.
15:15 English Literature. Continue highlighting rude words in my dictionary.
16:00 Hometime. Mum picks me up on the corner away from all the big kids
16:30 Feed squirrels
17:00 Watch Hollyoaks
18:00 Internet dating site as 'youknowyouwantit'
20:00 Back to CUK to start 'I'm really drunk thread' as daily mail reader
20:15 Homework. Help from dad with fractions and long division
21:05 Reply to all threads with I'm Spartacus
21:30 Look at rude pictures in the internet.
22:00 Bedtime under my Manchester United duvet
Yup, that's about it.
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