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Man who hid a carrot in his trousers gets 18 Months

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    #1

    Man who hid a carrot in his trousers gets 18 Months

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/7132628.stm

    There's more to the story but it seems like a stiff sentence.

    Now if only those guys that pose around naked in the changing rooms could be jailed... 10 years should do it.
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    #2
    Sheeeite!!!

    I was innocently carrying my allotment produce in my trousers the other day.

    Thanks for the heads up.

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      #3
      When police arrested him they also found naked photos in the glove box of his Vauxhall Corsa.
      What's that then? Photos that weren't decently placed in their folder with the negatives?
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #4
        Why did he have naked photos of his corsa? I don't tend to dress my car. My car tends to run around in the nip.
        Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

        I preferred version 1!

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          Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
          Why did he have naked photos of his corsa? I don't tend to dress my car. My car tends to run around in the nip.
          You told me the other day, that what with you being a Giant Alien Lizard, you couldn't get in the car without its top being down. Now the truth's coming out.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            #6
            Some people really need to find Jesus.
            Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
            threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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              #7
              "You told me the other day, that what with you being a Giant Alien Lizard, you couldn't get in the car without its top being down. Now the truth's coming out. "

              I'm not a giant Alien Lizard. I'm in disguise!
              Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

              I preferred version 1!

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                #8
                Originally posted by threaded View Post
                Some people really need to find Jesus.
                We can't let Jesus take the blame for this, even if he wants it.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by threaded View Post
                  Some people really need to find Jesus.
                  Why? What's he done?
                  Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                  I preferred version 1!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
                    I'm not a giant Alien Lizard. I'm in disguise!


                    Ooh, you ratbag! It's a really good disguise too!
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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