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Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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Originally posted by threaded View Post
Secretary to me (with hand over receiver): Can you take this call from so and so.
Me to secretary: can you just tell the caller that you can't reach me, because I am away on holiday, and that I will ring her back on my return.
Secretary to caller: my boss has just told me to tell you that she is uncontactable and will call you when she returns from her holiday.
Last edited by Denny; 10 January 2008, 21:22.Comment
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Originally posted by threaded View Post
Another one that made me chuckle. Shocking this one: http://community.livejournal.com/wtf_inc/5133843.htmlComment
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Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostThat's a good find Threaded.
Another one that made me chuckle. Shocking this one: http://community.livejournal.com/wtf_inc/5133843.htmlComment
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They should have a category for "near-misses" in the Darwin Awards for people like this....
Actually, I might nick this photo for our next HSE meeting, should raise a giggle or gasp (depending on how seriously the attendees tale the whole farce.)Comment
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