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I'm in the wrong career ..

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    I'm in the wrong career ..

    My sister has just got her first Deputy Head post. She is keen to change the Form structure (currently 3a, 3b, 3c etc) to something more intellectually stimulating and she asked me to help come up with something.

    The general rules are they should be named after notable Britons and not be inappropriate when out of context (e.g. we can't have little Johnny in Form Thatcher).

    Here is what we have ended up with

    Year 3 (Adventurers - eight)
    Campbell
    Cook
    Drake
    Livingstone
    Nelson
    Raleigh
    Scott
    Shackleton

    Year 4 (Scientists - eight)
    Bell
    Darwin
    Faraday
    Fleming
    Hawking
    Jenner
    Newton
    Whittle

    Year 5 (Arts - eight)
    Chaplin
    Chaucer
    Dickens
    Elgar
    Moore
    Shakespeare
    Turner
    Wordsworth

    Lower Sixth (Statesmen - six)
    Churchill
    Cromwell
    Nightingale
    Pankhurst
    Wellington
    Wilberforce

    Upper Sixth (Engineers - six)
    Babbage
    Brunel
    Caxton
    Stephenson
    Telford
    Watt

    Any errors ? Have we missed anyone obvious ?

    We had great fun (especially some of those discarded). For a (very brief) moment I saw myself teaching ... but then again.

    #2
    Originally posted by the guy with the bowtie View Post
    Any errors ? Have we missed anyone obvious ?
    Yep, not enough Black One Legged Lesbians! You've fecked up the "diversity" requirement.
    Last edited by Churchill; 28 February 2008, 10:37.

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      #3
      You might find Cromwell offends anyone of Irish descent. Just my 2c ... and since when did Florence Nightingale become a statesman?
      Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

      Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

      That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

      Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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        #4
        Theres not many birds on that list.
        The Mods stole my post count!

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          #5
          Blair??

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            #6
            Originally posted by Pickle2 View Post
            Theres not many birds on that list.
            You will find them in the kitchen...

            HTH
            "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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              #7
              You'll never get that past the PC numpties - that's why the classes are 3a, 3b, 3c.

              In fact these days even 3a, 3b, 3c is un-PC because you're not using a cyrillic / Eastern European alphabet.

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                #8
                Thatcher! She was a war time leader!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Pickle2 View Post
                  Theres not many birds on that list.
                  That's a great av! That really is one mother loving pickle!!
                  The vegetarian option.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by tay View Post
                    Thatcher! She was a war time leader!
                    'kin right!

                    Excellent choice!

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