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Single? Sad? Married? Happy?

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    Single? Sad? Married? Happy?

    All these lolling tongues at the (possible) sighting of a female on these forums!

    So what's your story?
    50
    I am female
    2.00%
    1
    I am D*nny (female, single, lonely, sad)
    0.00%
    0
    I am single, not desperate honestly
    4.00%
    2
    I am single, I have an A3 and get loads of action
    2.00%
    1
    I am single, I want a woman
    8.00%
    4
    I am married, but haven't had sex in living memory
    14.00%
    7
    I am married, and am happy (no, really I am)
    48.00%
    24
    I am divorced, life's never been better
    10.00%
    5
    I am divorced, life's a bitch
    2.00%
    1
    I am AndyW
    10.00%
    5

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    #2
    "I am single, I have an A3 and get loads of action"

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      #3
      Nearly divorced
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        #4
        Not divorced but split with 'Significant Other'
        Married

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          #5
          divorced and unhappy. I suppose divorced+happy = female?

          or is CM the exception to that rule?

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            #6
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            divorced and unhappy. I suppose divorced+happy = female?

            or is CM the exception to that rule?
            I am happy - I'd be happier if I was getting the odd bit of you know

            But other than that I couldn't be happier
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              #7
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              I suppose divorced+happy = female?
              Nope

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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                or is CM the exception to that rule?
                So, you're saying that CM is not a randy nun then?

                Or different CM?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Platypus View Post
                  So, you're saying that CM is not a randy nun then?

                  Or different CM?
                  No she's a trucker called Bazza.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                    No she's a trucker called Bazza.
                    Darn! Better watch those avatars then

                    So Liz Hurley isn't a member of CUK?

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