Silly expenses thread

[moorfield]

I think we should start a collection of dumb expenses that have been queried on contractor uk.

I'll start then ...

1. Framing a picture in my spare bedroom.

[Lewis]

1. Framing a picture in my spare bedroom.
2. Decorating my spare bedroom.

[SueEllen]

3. large LCD tv for living room

[dude69]

My ex-colleague registered his software consultancy as a computer repair business for flat-rate VAT purposes, apparently on the advice of his accountant, so he'd have to pass on less VAT.

He also put about £1500/month in expenses through, including food, drink, etc.

[beaker]

4. Gulfstream private jet for daily commute

Threaded

[xoggoth]

"Stress therapy" Nudge nudge.

[moorfield]

Can your pet dog be a company asset/expense ?

Crufts breeders do something similar apparently... I'm having a little google around now...

[moorfield]

And today on the forum, Botox Injections for the missus.

[NotAllThere]

Pay attention - it was Botox injections FROM the missus.