A man is under arrest at the Financial Crime Unit of the City of London Police for spreading malicious rumours and causing a particular bank's shares to crash yesterday. He is believed to be of Russian origin who sought asylum in Britain to escape the Russian Authorities for a similar crime committed in his country. The City of London Police released a brief statement saying that they have referred him for medical tests as he is believed to be a fantasist and a consistent rumour-spreading scare-monger who amongst other things has said he 'invented' a 'revolutionary' search engine to rival Google and he also posts at several website forums where he suffers constant abuse by the other posters. He has suffered a serious mental breakdown in the past when he saw his meagre savings wiped out by the collapse of the rouble and the bankruptcy of his bank employer. As a result he hates anyone working in a bank and absolutely loathes investment banking. He will be further assessed later today pending deportation back to his home country.
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Originally posted by Dow Jones View PostA man is under arrest at the Financial Crime Unit of the City of London Police for spreading malicious rumours and causing a particular bank's shares to crash yesterday. He is believed to be of Russian origin who sought asylum in Britain to escape the Russian Authorities for a similar crime committed in his country. The City of London Police released a brief statement saying that they have referred him for medical tests as he is believed to be a fantasist and a consistent rumour-spreading scare-monger who amongst other things has said he 'invented' a 'revolutionary' search engine to rival Google and he also posts at several website forums where he suffers constant abuse by the other posters. He has suffered a serious mental breakdown in the past when he saw his meagre savings wiped out by the collapse of the rouble and the bankruptcy of his bank employer. As a result he hates anyone working in a bank and absolutely loathes investment banking. He will be further assessed later today pending deportation back to his home country.It's Deja-vu all over again!Comment
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Originally posted by Dow Jones View PostHe will be further assessed later today pending deportation back to his home country.Comment
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Originally posted by Dow Jones View PostIs it a true story then? I'm sorry I didn't realise!
I just don't think that it's funny to lampoon someone, however much you might dislike him.
I'll phone my doctor later on to get a sense of humour implant.It's Deja-vu all over again!Comment
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Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View PostSorry, just the mood I was in.
I just don't think that it's funny to lampoon someone, however much you might dislike him.
I'll phone my doctor later on to get a sense of humour implant.Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostA hairy-arsed bloke posing as a woman on a popular forum has been unmasked as a humourless drone in need of laughter infusion. "Bazza" the obese, hairy, short and bald truck driver had been posing for months as a svelte blond IT contractor.Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostA hairy-arsed bloke posing as a woman on a popular forum has been unmasked as a humourless drone in need of laughter infusion. "Bazza" the obese, hairy, short and bald truck driver had been posing for months as a svelte blond IT contractor.
It's Deja-vu all over again!Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostTrue.
Harpooning is much more fun.
Trust me.
I'm an Alien.
So a harpoon is your weapon of choice then?...not an AK47?It's Deja-vu all over again!Comment
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