Just watching the Matthews scum has made me think about this.
From birth to 18:
Child tax credits + child benefit, about £5k/year, rising with inflation
From 4 to 18:
Education @ £5.5k/year
Age 18 to death (assume age 68 due to poor lifestyle choices):
Benefits @ £10k/year (housing benefit, council tax benefit, JSA, income support, etc.)
Crime:
assume 3 years in prison @ £40k/year
plus legal costs, costs to society, costs for security, additional policing, damage to businesses, etc., for committing 100 crimes in lifetime, let's say £500k.
Total lifetime cost of 1 chav = crime @ £620k. The other costs work out about £10k/year. An inflation-linked 'chav annuity' to fund this over 68 years should cost about £500k.
This excludes any possible disability benefits claimed.
Therefore, one chav = £1m + an assumed infinite line of succession (through reproduction), gives a compounded cost of one chav birth of millions of pounds to the country.
Obviously it's difficult to tackle this problem without causing human rights concerns. Therefore, I propose a new charity. Inspired by Marie Stopes, it will be called Chav Stops International. Basically the model is a mobile van that goes around council estates offering abortions on demand, with a free Juicy Couture tracksuit with every abortion.
It should pay for itself in no time.
To make up the shortfall in population, given the news that Eastern Europeans found thousands of jobs in areas where unemployment is as high as 76% (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle3689786.ece), Eastern Europeans will be encouraged to settle to replace the chav shortfall. Obviously given concerns about immigration this would be on a one-out, one-in basis - for each chavbortion, there would be one person admitted to the country.
From birth to 18:
Child tax credits + child benefit, about £5k/year, rising with inflation
From 4 to 18:
Education @ £5.5k/year
Age 18 to death (assume age 68 due to poor lifestyle choices):
Benefits @ £10k/year (housing benefit, council tax benefit, JSA, income support, etc.)
Crime:
assume 3 years in prison @ £40k/year
plus legal costs, costs to society, costs for security, additional policing, damage to businesses, etc., for committing 100 crimes in lifetime, let's say £500k.
Total lifetime cost of 1 chav = crime @ £620k. The other costs work out about £10k/year. An inflation-linked 'chav annuity' to fund this over 68 years should cost about £500k.
This excludes any possible disability benefits claimed.
Therefore, one chav = £1m + an assumed infinite line of succession (through reproduction), gives a compounded cost of one chav birth of millions of pounds to the country.
Obviously it's difficult to tackle this problem without causing human rights concerns. Therefore, I propose a new charity. Inspired by Marie Stopes, it will be called Chav Stops International. Basically the model is a mobile van that goes around council estates offering abortions on demand, with a free Juicy Couture tracksuit with every abortion.
It should pay for itself in no time.
To make up the shortfall in population, given the news that Eastern Europeans found thousands of jobs in areas where unemployment is as high as 76% (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle3689786.ece), Eastern Europeans will be encouraged to settle to replace the chav shortfall. Obviously given concerns about immigration this would be on a one-out, one-in basis - for each chavbortion, there would be one person admitted to the country.
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