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Lucy
23rd April 2008, 11:58
Standing in the foyer old man from upstairs comes in and says hello, I notice he has four of his top front teeth missing, and I don't think he had just been to the dentist. When do old people stop caring about these things? I can't go anywhere without cleaning my teeth and having a shower first.

Francko
23rd April 2008, 12:02
Standing in the foyer old man from upstairs comes in and says hello, I notice he has four of his top front teeth missing, and I don't think he had just been to the dentist. When do old people stop caring about these things? I can't go anywhere without cleaning my teeth and having a shower first.

Exactly when you stop asking the very same question to yourself.

Pinto
23rd April 2008, 12:02
I think it's when the young stop caring about them.

Xenophon
23rd April 2008, 12:03
I think it's when the young stop caring about them.

Powerful post, Pinto.

PAH
23rd April 2008, 12:04
Probably when it becomes normal to wake up smelling of piss.

I vividly remember walking past one old duffer in the street years ago. He smelt like death, though in reality he probably hadn't showered for several months or years. :sick

Francko
23rd April 2008, 12:05
I think it's when the young stop caring about them.

That's quite shocking for Lucy. She still believes that she's going to be young forever.* :laugh

* = and for women you should consider the time for men/2. :laugh

Pinto
23rd April 2008, 12:06
Powerful post, Pinto.

Ta. Super alliteration, btw.

Bagpuss
23rd April 2008, 12:06
When they are no longer interested what other people think (especially the opposite sex)

Lucy
23rd April 2008, 12:08
When they are no longer interested what other people think (especially the opposite sex)

Are you saying the only reason you shower is because of women?

Xenophon
23rd April 2008, 12:13
Ta. Super alliteration, btw.

Cheers.

:grin

BrilloPad
23rd April 2008, 12:15
Are you saying the only reason you shower is because of women?

Is there another reason?

Lucy
23rd April 2008, 12:15
Is there another reason?

Fungus?

PAH
23rd April 2008, 12:19
Fungus?


Or as the Germans put it: brustwarze (breast warts)

Romantic bunch.

Bagpuss
23rd April 2008, 12:25
Are you saying the only reason you shower is because of women?


I shower because I like to be clean, I also wear BO basher because I have been conditioned to believe natural odour (attracting pheromones) is disgusting.

I would estimate you dress mainly to please the opposite sex. Wear lipstick to remind men of your vagina etc.

Xenophon
23rd April 2008, 12:27
Wear lipstick to remind men of your vagina etc.

Who forgets about vaginas?

Imagine seeing one after you'd forgotten about them. That would be a surprise. I wonder what I'd say.

Ooooooh.

Something like that. Probably.

HYpno27
23rd April 2008, 12:27
Or as the Germans put it: brustwarze (breast warts)

Romantic bunch.

I thought that was a kind of sausage :laugh

Lucy
23rd April 2008, 12:28
I would estimate you dress mainly to please the opposite sex. Wear lipstick to remind men of your vagina etc


I never wear lipstick, but I do have a lip ring:wink

BTW, the smell of a freshly sweaty man is gorgeous.

hyperD
23rd April 2008, 13:30
Wear lipstick to remind men of your vagina etc.

I thought sporting a comedy beard does that?