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"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
Wow. It will sink if it is made in Britain. Anyway we'll have to use immigrants to build it anyway as all the locals are on the sick benefits. -
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diesel engineRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Postdiesel engine"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Naff names
Should have been a Victorious and Ark Royal
IMHOHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Originally posted by PRC1964 View PostAt £2bn per boat, I hope they get all the extras. Sat Nav, leather trim, ipod dock etc.Comment
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Originally posted by PRC1964 View PostAt £2bn per boat, I hope they get all the extras. Sat Nav, leather trim, ipod dock etc.
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Originally posted by Troll View PostNaff names
Should have been a Victorious and Ark Royal
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What about 'HMS Celebration of Diversity' or 'HMS Cherie Blair'?
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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