...someone come and fix our coffee machine before I kill someone
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Get a decent machine of your own in - Starbucks coffee tastes like crap.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostYou could always try tea!
(lights touch paper and stands back.)
...goes to kitchen to make another brewComment
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Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View PostDon't be dissing the tea. This is England remember.
...goes to kitchen to make another brew
In fact I had my first coffee today for weeks. Switching back to tea now.Comment
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Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View PostGo to Starbucks you pleb. Machine coffee tastes like anus.
It's a proper machine, it's the bean grinder that's brokenǝןqqıʍComment
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostThe nearest Starbucks is a 20 minute drive away ass clown.
It's a proper machine, it's the bean grinder that's brokenComment
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Get some beans, put them in a plastic bag and then slam them in a door several times, or roll over them on your wheelie-chair, or something else suitably violent.
Take out your frustration by solving the problem.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostGet some beans, put them in a plastic bag and then slam them in a door several times, or roll over them on your wheelie-chair, or something else suitably violent.
Take out your frustration by solving the problem.ǝןqqıʍComment
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