I was in Tesco’s express with my wife yesterday when I spotted a rather attractive twenty something who appeared to be wearing little more than a waist length coat and high heals, being a bloke I split from the wife and went for a closer inspection only for her to bend over right in front of me in a ‘touch your toes’ fashion. She was wearing tights but nothing underneath.
At this point the wife approached from the adjoining aisle and spotted me gawping, I just laughed and pretended it just happened in front of me not wanting her to think I’d deliberately gone to have a look.
I can’t help but think it must have been a drunken dare or something? It was very deliberate, I’d love to have access to the shops CCTV footage.
At this point the wife approached from the adjoining aisle and spotted me gawping, I just laughed and pretended it just happened in front of me not wanting her to think I’d deliberately gone to have a look.
I can’t help but think it must have been a drunken dare or something? It was very deliberate, I’d love to have access to the shops CCTV footage.
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