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Don't think we sell Pigs Heads on our butcher counter....
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postwhere can I buy a gunComment
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Originally posted by Purple Dalek View PostDepends which type. A gunsmiths is a good starting point, but if you want a handgun these can be rented at a reasonable rate down your local pub.Comment
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I was in the butcher's shop yesterday and there were two blokes talking.
One says to the other "I thought you were going to go out and shoot a pig for the barbeque?"
The other turns around and says "I was but in the end I didn't have time, so I'm here instead."
At that moment, one of the butchers walked out from the back room carrying a whole (dead) pig over his shoulder for the bloke to take away.
This is not the UK though where such things would never be allowedComment
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thats nothing.
I was in the butchers just after you. This bloke comes and and asks the butcher if he has pigs feet.
'Well trot over there and get me some bacon'
I just made that up
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Originally posted by Purple Dalek View PostDepends which type. A gunsmiths is a good starting point, but if you want a handgun these can be rented at a reasonable rate down your local pub.Comment
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Originally posted by expat View PostIsn't it normally a kind of shareware, where if you actually use it you have to buy it?Comment
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Originally posted by Gonzo View PostSimilar, although the penalties for non-compliance are usually a little more severe...
He says
'Nah I'm just glad to see you'
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