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    Serious question

    sounds better in Ali-G style : Wud u do a batters bird just 2 get ur end in?

    #2
    Originally posted by TazMaN View Post
    sounds better in Ali-G style : Wud u do a batters bird just 2 get ur end in?
    Yes. As long as breathing with a pulse.....

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      #3
      Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
      Yes. As long as breathing with a pulse.....
      but would they do you Wilms?
      I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you!

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        #4
        Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
        Yes. As long as breathing with a pulse.....
        still warm
        ǝןqqıʍ

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          #5
          What on earth is a batters bird anyway?
          ǝןqqıʍ

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            #6
            i think he means a high maitenance/highly strung young lady which may mean the pleasure of the leg over will be diminished by the constant 3 am phone calls from her asking why you have not popped the question yet in an extremely whingy and slightly mad high pitched squeaky voice

            she will then put scream at you , put the phone down and call back 5 minutes later in tears asking you to forgive her.

            you do so and then go round the following day - she acts like a complete ho and you get your leg over again.

            possibly?

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              #7
              Originally posted by original PM View Post
              i think he means a high maitenance/highly strung young lady which may mean the pleasure of the leg over will be diminished by the constant 3 am phone calls from her asking why you have not popped the question yet in an extremely whingy and slightly mad high pitched squeaky voice

              she will then put scream at you , put the phone down and call back 5 minutes later in tears asking you to forgive her.

              you do so and then go round the following day - she acts like a complete ho and you get your leg over again.

              possibly?

              then the answer's no
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #8
                depends how desperate you are to get your rocks off and also how ho like she will act

                either way make sure you video it on your phone and post the link!!

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