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    why do dogs run around like complete lunatics after they have been given a wash?

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    I don't know, why do dogs run around like complete lunatics after they have been given a wash?
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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      #3
      why is a boxing ring not called a boxing square?

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        #4
        Originally posted by DS23 View Post
        why is a boxing ring not called a boxing square?
        Why do you park on the driveway?

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          #5
          You're supposed to give the punch line from the last one before you move on.
          Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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            #6
            Why do 20 month old humans run around like complete lunatics all the time?
            This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernames

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              #7
              Because they can!
              This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernames

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                #8
                have they been washed?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                  why is a boxing ring not called a boxing square?
                  My wikifriend says...

                  The name ring is an atavism from when contests were fought in a roughly drawn circle on the ground. The name ring continued with the Jack Broughton rules in 1743, which specifed a small circle in the centre of the fight area where the boxers met at the start of each round. The first square ring was introduced by the Pugilistic Society in 1838. That ring was specified as 24 feet (7.3 m) square and bound by two ropes. For these and other reasons, the boxing ring is commonly humorously referred to as the "square circle."
                  Gas masks don't fit snails...

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                    why do dogs run around like complete lunatics after they have been given a wash?
                    To get smelly and dirty again.

                    Why do 20 month old humans run around like complete lunatics all the time?
                    To get smelly and dirty.

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