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But Julian Cook, an unemployed marketing director from Swindon, said: "Can I get a job selling this Higgs Particle?
"Who is is your typical Higgs Particle buyer? What colours does it come in? How much does it cost? Will it make my cock bigger?"
Tom Booker, an unemployed graphic designer from Guildford, added: "Will the Higgs Particle do any of the following? (a) bring world peace, (b) create limitless amounts of clean energy, (c) cure cancer, or (d) make my cock bigger?
"If it's none of those things then I am going to need you to shut up about it."
But Julian Cook, an unemployed marketing director from Swindon, said: "Can I get a job selling this Higgs Particle?
"Who is is your typical Higgs Particle buyer? What colours does it come in? How much does it cost? Will it make my cock bigger?"
Tom Booker, an unemployed graphic designer from Guildford, added: "Will the Higgs Particle do any of the following? (a) bring world peace, (b) create limitless amounts of clean energy, (c) cure cancer, or (d) make my cock bigger?
"If it's none of those things then I am going to need you to shut up about it."
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