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"The court heard how they went to a supermarket on 10 October, buying two bottles of vodka and food for the evening, before going to a pub together.
They returned to Mr Coghill's home but Ms Davies grew upset because she wanted a baby but was not yet pregnant"
Is this typical of Fick Northerners - 2 bottles of Vodka + food = pregnancy
Although to be fair I would need at least 2 bottles of Vodka to even begin to consider going near THAT!Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View Post"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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There's nothing like a nice tongue butty.
And that was nothing like a nice tongue butty.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostI would need at least 2 bottles of Vodka to even begin to consider going near THAT!
(So she obviously doesn't love him...)Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by rootsnall View PostCould this be looked at as a lucky escape that she didn't bite his tackle off ?
I'm amazed she could bite hard enough and had sharp enough teeth to actually sever it.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostI think I'd rather lose my willy than my tongue actually. You spend far more time talking and eating, well most people do anyway.
I'm amazed she could bite hard enough and had sharp enough teeth to actually sever it.
One bloke did have his tackle bitten off a few years back, imagine the nashers needed to do that. I think the bloke made some 'art' movies with his reattached appendage.Comment
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Originally posted by rootsnall View PostFair point ! And on reflection
One bloke did have his tackle bitten off a few years back, imagine the nashers needed to do that. I think the bloke made some 'art' movies with his reattached appendage."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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