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Fredded: The Lost Years

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    Fredded: The Lost Years

    Stories the rise and fall of Threaded, illegitimate son of a Mexican working girl and a London recruitment agent. It's a tale of unfulfilled dreams, unrealised ambition, lost opportunites and unfounded beliefs. It starts on a dingy back alley in Soho, a sheep, a haw and her trick, the reccon. What follows is an act of depravity only celluloid can describe but the result nine months later is Fredded, son of Darren of Computer Futures. This is the best moment in Fredded's life. This is as good as it gets. The film goes on to describe Fredded school years, the showers, the lather, the misplaced soap, and the burning crumpets. We then see Fredded's fall from grace, the years of drug abuse, alcohol addiction, rehab clinics and gay rent boys. Midway through, the film takes on a darker path. Fredded becomes a gimp in a sordid dutch brothel, working for peanuts and belgian beer bottles. During the day Fredded sneaks onto the internet and satisfies his depraved fantasies on unsuspecting IT contractors. And so Fredded becomes Threaded and the journey is complete.

    #2
    Originally posted by Jabberwocky
    son of a Mexican working girl and a London recruitment agent
    Oh dear. That's horrible.
    I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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      #3
      Jabber, you need to throw in the delusional aspects, the binge eating of pies, the time spent at university where Fredded takes the false identity of a brilliant professor only to be rumbled 4 hours later.

      Time spent stalking celebrity supercar owners so that he can have his picture taken next to them. Horse rustling (and eating).

      Such a depraved and bleak film. Perhaps Rick Waller can play the young Fredded?

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