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    quote of the day

    .. from my colleague

    " <sigh> can you imagine what it would be like if all the Mr Potato Heads in the whole world walked into this building and sat down to do work?

    it would be f##king exactly like it is right now [walks out to get coffee]"

    I think he's having a bad day and not getting sensible answers as quick as he'd hoped..
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    Originally posted by chef View Post
    .. from my colleague

    " <sigh> can you imagine what it would be like if all the Mr Potato Heads in the whole world walked into this building and sat down to do work?

    it would be f##king exactly like it is right now [walks out to get coffee]"

    I think he's having a bad day and not getting sensible answers as quick as he'd hoped..
    I have a quote of the week at my Gig. This bloke Mike invariably wins.

    But a few

    Me: This fella had this alsation, ex MOD dog you know.
    Mike: You mean it's painted green?

    Me: Any good chippies in this area
    Mike: Good one near me, good portion sizes and all. Last night I could have sworn I had a battered dolphin.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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