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    Boss - daughter question......


    what do you do when your boss brings his daughter into work and she’s a stunner?
    SA says;
    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

    n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
    (whatever these are)

    #2
    Originally posted by n5gooner

    what do you do when your boss brings his daughter into work and she’s a stunner?
    Run off to the gents and touch yourself?

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      #3
      Wipe your kn0b on the nearest set of curtains.
      If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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        #4
        Depends on how old she is...

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          #5
          Originally posted by n5gooner

          what do you do when your boss brings his daughter into work and she’s a stunner?
          Remind yourself she's only 10 and you're on the sex offenders list?
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #6
            19 - 20 blond, fit body. oh and a nice smile.
            SA says;
            Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

            I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

            n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
            (whatever these are)

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              #7
              My immediate response on meeting any attractive woman is to ask for help from a bunch of IT geeks on an internet message board, most of whom have never met a woman in real life.

              HTH.

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                #8
                If you need to ask, you couldnt anyway.
                I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                The original point and click interface by
                Smith and Wesson.

                Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                  #9
                  Just dont forget to invoice for the overtime.
                  Vieze Oude Man

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by planetit
                    My immediate response on meeting any attractive woman is to ask for help from a bunch of IT geeks on an internet message board, most of whom have never met a woman in real life.

                    HTH.
                    Yeah, but it helps brighten our day
                    I have an image in my mind. Unfortunately it is a very pure and innocent image of this woman

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