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That H1N1 Snow White joke

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    That H1N1 Snow White joke

    Snow white and the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house all worrying about the swine flu.


    Doc says 'I hope I have the skill to be able to cure it when it comes'
    Sneezy says 'I wonder if I have a cold or the swine flu, I'm scared'
    Dopey says 'I dont understand anything about this flu. I wonder if I really am the thickest plank in the world'

    Snow White says 'I know, I have a magic mirror in my room. go in , one by one and aks the mirror.

    So Doc goes in, after a minute they hear 'YES' and Doc comes out beaming. ' I will be instrumental in containing it then curing thousands' everyone claps.

    Sneezy goes in, after a minute they hear 'YES' and Sneezy comes out beaming. ' I have a cold' ,everyone claps.

    Dopey goes in. silence. after a minute Dopey comes out and says 'Who is Cyberman?'




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    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #3
      Made I larf

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        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        Snow white and the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house all worrying about the swine flu.


        Doc says 'I hope I have the skill to be able to cure it when it comes'
        Sneezy says 'I wonder if I have a cold or the swine flu, I'm scared'
        Dopey says 'I dont understand anything about this flu. I wonder if I really am the thickest plank in the world'

        Snow White says 'I know, I have a magic mirror in my room. go in , one by one and aks the mirror.

        So Doc goes in, after a minute they hear 'YES' and Doc comes out beaming. ' I will be instrumental in containing it then curing thousands' everyone claps.

        Sneezy goes in, after a minute they hear 'YES' and Sneezy comes out beaming. ' I have a cold' ,everyone claps.

        Dopey goes in. silence. after a minute Dopey comes out and says 'Who is Cyberman?'




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          #5
          "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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            #6
            "take me to your leader"

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              #7
              No wonder EO is poster of the year 2008 : will be for 2009 too at this rate.

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