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Flat blown up in air bed accident
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Originally posted by zeitghost View Posthttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8153387.stm
Dangerous stuff, this solvent...
OH.
Sorry, I'll put the fag out...
Originally posted by cojak View Post
Originally posted by DaveB View Post"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by Cyberman View PostI've repaired air beds before.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Originally posted by bogeyman View PostAstonishing! Is there no beginning to your talents?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Cyberman View PostI've repaired air beds before. I just didn't leave them overnight, thank God !!"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by Cyberman View PostI've repaired air beds before. I just didn't leave them overnight, thank God !!
my airbed has just gone down on me'
'too much information cyber-son, now get back to bed'
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Originally posted by Cyberman View PostI've repaired air beds before.
But I bet it involves auto-erotica.
Edit: too late.
Originally posted by DaveB View PostIf it's got arms, legs, a head and a hole it's not an air bed, no matter how much you try and convince your mum.
Originally posted by Cyberman View PostI've repaired air beds before.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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