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Suggest you start the interview with them being escorted to the room where you are sat facing away in a high backed swivel chair. You can then spin round slowly and menacingly.
Q1. "Soooooo. Tell me about a recent mistake you made and how you feel about it now!"
Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."
Suggest you start the interview with them being escorted to the room where you are sat facing away in a high backed swivel chair. You can then spin round slowly and menacingly.
...and don't forget to shave your head, and stroke your furry white cat.
(Notice I said cat...somehow I think using the word pussy in that last sentence would convey the wrong idea)
...Shine a spotlight in his face as you turn around, only reveal your identity at the end so he thinks he has a chance throughout.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson
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