I bet he gets them before we do !!
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Mandelson's flu shots
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His will be the real thing too.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Yes, but didn't you wonder why he, oops sorry *she* (ignore that slip) was only photographed from the waist up?Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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It wont be the first time he's felt a little ***** either.
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Originally posted by singhr View PostIt wont be the first time he's felt a little ***** either.
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I'd offer to deliver his flu shots using a 12 bore shotgun. That would ensure that he doesn't suffer any flu related sympoms!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Originally posted by singhr View Postoops didn't realise ***** was a reserved word, is there a list?Comment
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Originally posted by singhr View Postoops didn't realise p-r-i-c-k was a reserved word, is there a list?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI think you just guess and see what happens. **** is certainly a reserved word.....
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