They've done pint glasses, today they've decided to move onto hanging baskets.
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Health & Safety Numptiness II
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Originally posted by moorfield View PostThey've done pint glasses, today they've decided to move onto hanging baskets.
It's for your own good ffs!Comment
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Spontaneously Combusting Hanging Baskets????
FFS
It's like I've woken up in I am Legend and I'm the only sane safetybod left, the rest are all mutants trying to destroy the world we live in.
I apologise profusely for my profession!
Excuse me while I take out the Corvette with my shotgun and baseball bat.
I'm gonna kick some H&S Mutie ass....'elf and safety guruComment
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostFlowerpots are allegedly the second most dangerous gardening item in the uk after lawnmowers at approx 5300 incidents a year.
It's for your own good ffs!Comment
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Originally posted by thelace View PostIt's like I've woken up in I am Legend and I'm the only sane safetybod left, the rest are all mutants trying to destroy the world we live in.Comment
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Originally posted by Lumiere View PostSo why not ban lawnmowers first?Comment
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Originally posted by Andy2 View PostBan them
They are dangerous. One of them tried to strangle me the other day'elf and safety guruComment
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In my wild younger days I had a few pints in glass jars in here. I can't believe I made it out alive. I did some crazy tulip back then.Numbly tolerating the inequality as a way to achieve greater prosperity for all.Comment
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