My Dad is bigger than your Dad

[Bagpuss]

Yes it has, I only work 6 months of the year, I knocked back 200 grand funding for plan B last week, I went to the best primary school in Scotland and the second best state secondary school in Scotland, despite being dyslexic I have more than one degree. My father was a financial director for a multinational you will have heard of and my mother was an educational psychologist, every one in my family has a degree. I used to swim competitively for Glasgow and run marathons at the weekend. I nearly went to study music playing percussion and currently play piano for a band that is being offered a record deal, an instrument that I self learned, I can also play guitar and bass.

Can anyone beat this?

I'll start:

I was the youngest person in the UK to pass a cycling proficiency test, I did this despite having no arms or legs

[Diver]

Can anyone beat this?

I'll start:

I was the youngest person in the UK to pass a cycling proficiency test, I did this despite having no arms or legs

I'm a sex god I am

[Pondlife]

Even though I've had no formal woodworking training, I invented socks & chinese food. Both on the same day.

[Cliphead]

Can anyone beat this?

I'll start:

I was the youngest person in the UK to pass a cycling proficiency test, I did this despite having no arms or legs

I can play a banjo

[Zippy]

I can play a banjo

Yep me too. And I'm Kate Moss's younger and more attractive lesbian sister.

[kaiser78]

I used to play the bugle

[Pondlife]

I play an organ for people on the internet.


No, hang on, that's not right...

[Evil Hangover]

I can use a knife and fork (simultaneously), to cut up and consume basic foodstuffs.

[Cliphead]

Yep me too. And I'm Kate Moss's younger and more attractive lesbian sister.

Up for a duel?

[Diver]

I play an organ for people on the internet.


No, hang on, that's not right...

It is.

I've seen your website