Ever had a run in with one of those earth mother types?
Was at a do the other night and the friend of some femail acquaintance of mine did a complete character assassination on me:
1) Chastised me for wearing one of those breast cancer daffodil badges that I bought off my gf's mother when she did a sponsored walk. "Men have no right to get involved. This is a wimmin's issue blah blah blah...."
2) I got her name wrong then she went off on a big monologue on how getting her name wrong is the most insulting thing you can do to a woman. Bla blah blah.... she even wound up quoting Maya Angelou at me.
3) I was accused of being a crypto fascist for expressing a penchant for west country villages with thatched cottages "Oh they're so hideously white, perhaps you like them because there are no black people in them blah blah blah"
This was a woman 40 years old FFS! Not some petulant teen 6th former.
Anyway, when I left I went for a leak and made sure I wiped my knob off on her hair before leaving. God
Was at a do the other night and the friend of some femail acquaintance of mine did a complete character assassination on me:
1) Chastised me for wearing one of those breast cancer daffodil badges that I bought off my gf's mother when she did a sponsored walk. "Men have no right to get involved. This is a wimmin's issue blah blah blah...."
2) I got her name wrong then she went off on a big monologue on how getting her name wrong is the most insulting thing you can do to a woman. Bla blah blah.... she even wound up quoting Maya Angelou at me.
3) I was accused of being a crypto fascist for expressing a penchant for west country villages with thatched cottages "Oh they're so hideously white, perhaps you like them because there are no black people in them blah blah blah"
This was a woman 40 years old FFS! Not some petulant teen 6th former.
Anyway, when I left I went for a leak and made sure I wiped my knob off on her hair before leaving. God
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