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Succesor to CyberCretin - CUK Chief Village Idiot confirmed.

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    Succesor to CyberCretin - CUK Chief Village Idiot confirmed.

    After intense competition to the role sadly left open by CyberCretin, we have a worthy new appointee to the role of CUK Chief Village Idiot. I'm sure you'll give davieTwuntjones the respect he deserves as he settles into his new role

    As chief interviewer I was most impressed with this gem:

    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
    I once lived on the 3rd floor in this block and one sunny day I was looking out the window and a car had stopped at the lights below.....with his sunroof open and his big bald head right in plain view. Well, you guessed, I got the egg from the fridge, and aimed it right at his shiny head...

    It hit spot on...egg everywhere...

    It was very funny indeed.....
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal
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    exactly. eveyone knows you shouldn't keep eggs in the fridge.

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      #3
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      After intense competition to the role sadly left open by CyberCretin, we have a worthy new appointee to the role of CUK Chief Village Idiot. I'm sure you'll give davieTwuntjones the respect he deserves as he settles into his new role

      As chief interviewer I was most impressed with this gem:
      Thanks Sas, one day I hope to live up to yor high standard, but even I have a ways to go to be as big a twunt as you.
      "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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        #4
        Originally posted by daviejones View Post
        Thanks Sas, one day I hope to live up to yor high standard, but even I have a ways to go to be as big a twunt as you.

        Diddums.
        Don't stretch your brain cell - it may go pop.
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #6
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            Diddums.
            Don't stretch your brain cell - it may go pop.
            Diddums? Hmm, are you 5?

            hey, I have my own thread...wohoo, thanks Sadguru...
            "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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              #7
              I'm disappointed I didn't make the cut.
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
              Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

              CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                #8
                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                I'm disappointed I didn't make the cut.
                No offence, but you would only bungle it without George...
                "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  I'm disappointed I didn't make the cut.
                  me too

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                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    After intense competition to the role sadly left open by CyberCretin, we have a worthy new appointee to the role of CUK Chief Village Idiot. I'm sure you'll give davieTwuntjones the respect he deserves as he settles into his new role

                    As chief interviewer I was most impressed with this gem:
                    You mean because he didn't film it, and post the video on utube ?
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