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    We're getting SAS

    it seems SAS has been sold as easier for the users to create reports than the equivalent product from you know who

    client is gonna implement SAS and have a go

    we gotta install it and set it up

    oh well another string to the bow

    Milan.

    #2
    Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
    it seems SAS has been sold as easier for the users to create reports than the equivalent product from you know who
    Will he finally get some work and stop posting on this forum?

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      #3
      no, we don't need project managers, we have too many as it is

      Milan.

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        #4
        Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
        we gotta install it and set it up

        oh well another string to the bow

        Milan.


        Thanks for the morning laugh
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
          it seems SAS has been sold as easier for the users to create reports than the equivalent product from you know who

          .
          Oh I missed the gem above

          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #6
            Originally posted by AtW View Post
            Will he finally get some work and stop posting on this forum?

            No. I'll always have more posts (and more money) than you.

            HTH.
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #7
              sas,

              you are the definition of shallow....

              'and more money'


              and naive to boot - an awesome combination !


              Milan.

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                #8
                Bensey,

                You are at the pivotal fork in the road and only one path leads to Avalon - or Waldorf as it's sometimes known.

                Just teach em "=VLOOKUP(lookup_value,table_array,col_index_num,r ange_lookup)" plus Auto filter and stick to the path of enlightenment.

                You know it makes sense.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
                  sas,

                  you are the definition of shallow....

                  'and more money'


                  and naive to boot - an awesome combination !


                  Milan.
                  Milan, I'll always be richer than a cretin like yow.

                  HTH
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                    Bensey,

                    You are at the pivotal fork in the road and only one path leads to Avalon - or Waldorf as it's sometimes known.

                    Just teach em "=VLOOKUP(lookup_value,table_array,col_index_num,r ange_lookup)" plus Auto filter and stick to the path of enlightenment.

                    You know it makes sense.
                    I believe it would be very scary fo find out how many business are run based on vlookup reporting.
                    "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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