...don't you know? I remember one time in the first Gulf war, we skinned these poor sods alive. That was soon after I had flown over in my Tornado balancing a bowl of spaghetti on my lap. Got bored being a pilot and decided to join the SAS you see.
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Originally posted by sasguru View Post...don't you know? I remember one time in the first Gulf war, we skinned these poor sods alive. That was soon after I had flown over in my Tornado balancing a bowl of spaghetti on my lap. Got bored being a pilot and decided to join the SAS you see."If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier" -
For a suitable fee can you come and kill MR PIKEY SCUM with your bare hands? He was only in the paras. My experience in the Cubs doesn't quite stack up.
PS Actually, they should teach lethal combat in the cubs/brownies or whatever they call them now. Never too early to learn.bloggoth
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostFor a suitable fee can you come and kill MR PIKEY SCUM with your bare hands? .
Oh don't know about that - I have an appointment with President Obama on Wednesday.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostFor a suitable fee can you come and kill MR PIKEY SCUM with your bare hands? He was only in the paras. My experience in the Cubs doesn't quite stack up.
PS Actually, they should teach lethal combat in the cubs/brownies or whatever they call them now. Never too early to learn.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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