Walty Mitty fantasy thread

[DimPrawn]

Post here your perfect life.


I'll start.


I'm a wealthy successful race car driver and ex-male model, married to a young Belinda Carlisle living in a large house overlooking the ocean in California, with three beautiful child prodigies.

[thunderlizard]

You don't get us that easily.
Prove it: tell us how many wheels a car has.

[DimPrawn]

Three

[Clarky]

I have a 10" willy.

[Pondlife]

I own the race car team you used to drive for - you did get the memo, right?

Your house is dangerously close to tipping over the cliff due to soil erosion. I give it 2 years.

Your kids are in the special school, not because of some great intelligence that means they get bored in ordinary classes. But because you feed them too many e-numbers. Which also explains the obesity.

Finally, you know that trick that belinda does with her tongue you like so much.

Guess who she learnt to do it on?

HTH

[TimberWolf]

A nice interesting* job with no responsibilities that I could cycle to, and bit of a cash in the bank. I'm easily pleased.


*failing that, boring

[HairyArsedBloke]

Post here your perfect life.

I win the lottery to put the leaver that starts the execution of the nuLieBore traitors. After, I host a reception where I serve the latest vintage from my vineyard in the Champagne region of France. I have to behave myself though because I have an early morning flight back to my estate in the Caribbean.

[Spacecadet]

Post here your perfect life.

I sit on my arse all day drinking special brew and watching trisha
The government looks after all my needs and gives me free money
I don't see anything wrong with the arrangement and instruct my kids on how to do likewise (better hurry up though, one of them is 12 and will be getting her own house soon if she's uncareful)
I sleep like a baby each night blissfully unaware of how loathsome I am to the working population

[sasguru]

I wouldn't change anything in my life.
Well maybe replace the Aygo with a new Corsa.

[bogeyman]

I wouldn't change anything in my life.
Well maybe replace the Aygo with a new Corsa.

Sounds logical. Must be a bit of a squeeze getting all three of you in an Aygo.