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    Had my weekly bath, got a clean shirt on ...

    .... how long will it be before I manage to spill food or drink down it?
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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    #2
    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    .... how long will it be before I manage to spill food or drink down it?
    Make sure you update twitter and one of your loyal followers will work the time out for you.

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      #3
      You're too early, why get dressed on a Sunday?
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #4
        Originally posted by fckvwls View Post
        Make sure you update twitter and one of your loyal followers will work the time out for you.
        Done.
        How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

        Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
        Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

        "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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          #5
          Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
          You're too early, why get dressed on a Sunday?
          'coz I iz posh innt.
          How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

          Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
          Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

          "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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            #6
            Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
            .... how long will it be before I manage to spill food or drink down it?
            Weekly bath? Do yourself a favour: never attend an interview (inter-phew?) on a Friday.

            Nomadd
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              #7
              Arse! Done it already.

              Does spaying myself whist pealing an orange count?
              How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

              Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
              Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

              "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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                #8
                Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                Arse! Done it already.

                Does spaying myself whist pealing an orange count?
                Must've been a sharp knife, and fairly painful too!
                A bad workman blames his fools

                EDIT: *tools

                stupid keyboard.

                http://twitter.com/TheAnonTechGuy

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                  .... how long will it be before I manage to spill food or drink down it?
                  Where is the poll? You can use thread tools to do it.......

                  Dont forget the andyw option.

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