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    Pathetic carrots

    Dug up me carrots today with me saucepan lids.

    They are lick fracking orange radishes. Why?

    How do you make the little beggers grow long and carrot shape?
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Dug up me carrots today with me saucepan lids.

    They are lick fracking orange radishes. Why?

    How do you make the little beggers grow long and carrot shape?
    my dad used to say that carrots grow well in sandy soil.

    and he knew his onions, my dad


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    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #3
      Did you buy these seeds?

      Round carrots

      Or EO is right.

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        #4
        In some freak of continuum, I have also just removed my carrots and they were like yours. However, speaking to a gardener for advice for next year, he suggested thinning is the secret as I just tipped alot of seeds in a large pot.
        If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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          #5
          Better pray they don't see you having carrots

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            #6
            Those are the carrots I grew............

            They are really nice.

            Also couldn't grow them in the soil because the soil is clay and stony so had to grow them in a pot........

            Oh and I thinned them out.
            "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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              #7
              Originally posted by Toolpusher
              Grow more and sell them for big bucks!!
              Your profile picture is amazing.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                There are are far too many vegetable-related threads in General.

                Toolpusher - you need more mushrooms.
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Toolpusher
                  You have no idea how true that statement is!!
                  You need to take a walk in the country
                  +50 Xeno Geek Points
                  Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                  As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                  Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                  CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                    There are are far too many vegetable-related threads in General.

                    Toolpusher - you need more mushrooms.
                    But 3 black puddings... awesome.

                    Black pudding omelette is wonderful, by the way.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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