Crumbs! Where did my life go?
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You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Originally posted by bogeyman View PostCrumbs! Where did my life go?
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Are you going to request a custom God name?Last edited by RichardCranium; 5 November 2009, 17:27.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
Are you going to have a custom title or is Godlike good enough for you?+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Originally posted by Zippy View Post
Are you going to have a custom title or is Godlike good enough for you?
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Originally posted by bogeyman View PostWho do you have to sleep with around here?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Well AtW is the king of squirrels perhaps that's what you have to do. Keep an eye on your nuts mind!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI'm sure HAB would oblige, if you feel the need to celebrate in that way.
No offence, like, HAB.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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