"you forgot your laptop, I have it on me"

[minestrone]

Went out for a few jars after work with some mates, had my laptop with me.

On the train home my friend phoned me and left a voice mail... "you forget your laptop have it with me"

I just ignored it as the laptop was on my lap. 5 minutes later txt comes through...

"I have your laptop"

He calls me when I get in...

"davie, I have your laptop do you want it, you should not leave it in the pub"

"My laptop is in front of me"

"so who owns the laptop I have?"

"I don't know, no one else in the party had a laptop"

"ohhhh tulip"

[Alf W]

[TykeMerc]

Ooooops!!!

That will be an interesting one for him to explain to the Police.

Hopefully there will be some evidence of who the laptop belongs to in the bag or maybe an asset tag on it if it's a company one.

[Zippy]

Minestrone - do you work for MI5 by any chance?

[Zippy]

Nah, the owner of the laptop probably works for MI5!

Double oops!

[minestrone]

txt there to say owner of laptop and laptop now at one.

The evils of drink.

[minestrone]

To alcohol!

I have now poured myself a wee 10 year old jura, there is a bolivar to be smoked.

It's Friday!