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Fruit - mango is rather good.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostFruit - mango is rather good.
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Liquorice. Puts the colour back in your cheeks.Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on TwitterComment
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Does this mean (without going into unnecessary detail), that you feel like going and nothing happens?
I only occasionally get the opposite. Within the space of 15 minutes I can go from not wanting to go to feeling rather desperate, unwell and even sweating. What's worse is that the closer you get to a toilet, the worse symptoms get, so you have to try to pretend a toilet is hours away. When it really is hours away, I seem fine, though I haven't fully tested that hypothesis.Comment
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Originally posted by ToolpusherTry one of these.Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on TwitterComment
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Now - I recently had a similar problem until my neck problem pushed it into the background, as it were.
First of all - be gentle, don't nuke the issue. No Sennakot as that's like pushing a grand piano through the the back door -we don't want to turn it into a patio double-slider (with the increase in washing duties...).
No, you need take Dulcoease and eat fuit and drink more water (which is needed with Dulcoease), a bit of exercise wouldn't go amiss either...
You just need to remind your body how to 'go' normally, once or twice it happens, you won't need artificial stimulation (phnar, phnar...)
PS - I'm fine and dandy now, btw..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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