Never went to uni but claim to be a doctor
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Are you a doctor?
12Yes, anyone can pratice medicine in this country33.33%4No, I believe that there should be training in a title25.00%3I am andyW and my mum has been seeing a chap called fred who says he is a doctor41.67%5 -
Originally posted by minestrone View PostNever went to uni but claim to be a doctorKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras. -
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Hey? Doctor No!!
That gives me an idea for a book!!!
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostOK, state (in google terms) the function of a kidney and I will certify you.Comment
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostWell, being a time served butcher I can say the function of the kidney should be placed next to steak and cooked for 2 hours.
You start at the Luton and Dunstable hospital 4/1/2010. 9:00 am sharp. Report to Dr D'eath.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View Postsplendid, splendid, here are your scrubs.
You start at the Luton and Dunstable hospital 4/1/2010. 9:00 am sharp. Report to Dr D'eath.
Can I just call myself a doctor?
You have given the go ahead for anyone to cal themselves an engineer.Comment
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I once did a stupid thing. I went to visit a friend in hospital and before I went I bought a white coat and stethoscope. Just outside the ward I put it on, the nurses didn’t even give me a second look. My friend took the joke and played along but what I didn’t count on was that some patients called me over and wanted to discus their problems with me. Exit Paddy…"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Originally posted by Paddy View PostI once did a stupid thing. I went to visit a friend in hospital and before I went I bought a white coat and stethoscope. Just outside the ward I put it on, the nurses didn’t even give me a second look. My friend took the joke and played along but what I didn’t count on was that some patients called me over and wanted to discus their problems with me. Exit Paddy…Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Yes I am, Just like His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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I know a lady who is a Physiotherapist (Got to know from NHS registry) and claims that she is a doctor.Last edited by BoltonLad; 31 December 2009, 08:41.Comment
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