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    Sminki

    What fraking sick bastard would ever get this for their kids!

    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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    #2
    Still, if that man in the stripy top and blue scarf hasn't got any dope on him I'll eat my miniature plastic hat.

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      #3
      Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

      What fraking sick bastard would ever get this for their kids!
      Someone that works in Airport Security and enjoys it?
      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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        #4
        My daughter LOVES this stuff and still plays with it a lot. She has the hospital and all the stuff that goes with it. They do an airplane set and an airport set so I guess a security station seems logical.
        I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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          #5
          Old news
          Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Sysman View Post
            Yeah, get with it, Daddio...
            "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
            - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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              #7
              Toys such as that are very useful for child psychologists. They use as them as part of the diagnostic process and again later when helping the child to come to terms with has happened to them.

              For example, the daughter of the British Foreign Office official who was out in Hong Kong (or somewhere like that). She would fly out to Hong Kong for the school holidays, then back again to her boarding school for term time. Just like most public school children, she was a sensible and responsible child and was expected to travel by herself. This she did for many years.

              When she was about 13 she dropped into the conversation with someone about how sometimes the body cavity search would leave her sore for quite some time and she queried how other people coped.

              Because she was a child travelling on her own, customs at Heathrow felt this was suspicious and had subjected her to a full strip and cavity search every time she had left or arrived back in the country. Because they had done it to her every time, she thought it was normal and that everyone was subjected to it.

              It is playing with toys like the above that allow children to 'show' (reveal) their life experiences without having to talk about them. That is also why there are dolls of babies and small children available (to the health market) with more realistic and accessible 'bits' than you would normally expect to find.


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                #8
                Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post


                Sminki

                What fraking sick bastard would ever get this for their kids!

                Does it not come with surgical gloves and an anal probe?

                Something must be upsetting you
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                  Can you get a clockwork "Beating Policeman"?
                  Will this do?

                  Get yours here!

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