Needless to say, once they got a whiff of it, I was never going to get the gig.
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Blew off in three interviews already this year.
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Originally posted by bellymonster View PostNeedless to say, once they got a whiff of it, I was never going to get the gig. -
Oh I see what you've done here, you've copied a slightly earlier thread in at attempt at parody humour.
Utterly hilarious, I'm off to the hospital to get my split sides stitched.
(Actually like all the endless crappy parody threads it's about as funny as making fun of the terminally ill)Comment
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Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostOh I see what you've done here, you've copied a slightly earlier thread in at attempt at parody humour.
Utterly hilarious, I'm off to the hospital to get my split sides stitched.
(Actually like all the endless crappy parody threads it's about as funny as making fun of the terminally ill)Coffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post(Actually like all the endless crappy parody threads it's about as funny as making fun of the terminally ill)
Doctor: "It's worse than we thought. We found you have Alzheimer's too and that is coming on fast."
Patient: "What about the tumour - is it bad?"
Doctor: "Well, the cancer cannot be treated and you'll be dead in 6 months."
Patient: Oh well. It could be worse. At least I've not got Alzheimer's."
HTHMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostIn which case I'll resist creating the "Blew off three interviewers already this year" (and still no f**king contract) thread
The first couple of parody threads were mildly amusing, but that was ages ago and the comedy value died after the "joke" had been replayed a few times.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostBloke goes to his Consultant for the results.
Doctor: "It's worse than we thought. We found you have Alzheimer's too and that is coming on fast."
Patient: "What about the tumour - is it bad?"
Doctor: "Well, the cancer cannot be treated and you'll be dead in 6 months."
Patient: Oh well. It could be worse. At least I've not got Alzheimer's."
HTHCoffee's for closersComment
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