Inspired by another poster who said "I'd rather tear out my eye balls and lubricate them with chilli paste" when it was suggested he read a rather crap book I'm looking for new ways of telling people I'd prefer to be doing something else, perhaps just thinking of Lady Tester's younger brother who's invited me to his stag night.
Personally I thought of this one; "I'd rather spend a wet tuesday morning on Blackpool beach drinking lukewarm Special Brew with Pol Pot and the Reverend Ian Paisley", but the young blighter's not really smart enough to know who Ian Paisley and Pol Pot are, and couldn't even read the label on a can of lager.
Any other inspiring suggestions?
Personally I thought of this one; "I'd rather spend a wet tuesday morning on Blackpool beach drinking lukewarm Special Brew with Pol Pot and the Reverend Ian Paisley", but the young blighter's not really smart enough to know who Ian Paisley and Pol Pot are, and couldn't even read the label on a can of lager.
Any other inspiring suggestions?
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