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CUK Agony Uncle
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I get this funny tingling sensation when I watch films about gladiators.
Should I be worried?"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by Xenophon View PostMy balls are increasingly hanging lower and lower.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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you should walk around on your arms and then they'll be closer to your bodyThe proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostTake some Vaseline, rub it in, and store them in the conveniently placed crevice between your buttocks.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostI get this funny tingling sensation when I watch films about gladiators.
Should I be worried?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Dear CUK Agony Uncle
There is an AGW supporter in my office who sits by the window. When I ask him if it's sunny or raining outside, he wont tell me
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostTake some Vaseline, rub it in, and store them in the conveniently placed crevice between your buttocks.
Thanks, CUK Agony Uncle!Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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