Armed raid on Lidl.

**TimberWolf** · 15 March 2010, 14:57

One is thought to be between 20 and 27 years old, about 5ft 9in (1.75m) and slim.

Only lidl then.

**AtW** · 15 March 2010, 15:03

Would not have happened if they used those auto-turrets at main exits...

**Mich the Tester** · 15 March 2010, 15:06

Originally posted by AtW View Post

Would not have happened if they used those auto-turrets at main exits...

what are you talking about now?

**DiscoStu** · 15 March 2010, 15:13

Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

what are you talking about now?

I think his gun fetish is giving him a stiffy again...

**Clippy** · 15 March 2010, 15:13

Originally posted by zeitghost View Post

They must have been clean out of spanners.

Or very very poor.

Actually, probably a good target.

Based on their customer profile, would imagine most of their transactions are in cash.

**worzelGummidge** · 15 March 2010, 17:35

That's Bristol, my neck of the woods. Bedminster is not a good area.

**threaded** · 15 March 2010, 17:41

What was that one about a chummy caught shop-lifting in Lidl?

Just how shirtless poor do you have to be...

**Mich the Tester** · 15 March 2010, 17:44

Originally posted by threaded View Post

What was that one about a chummy caught shop-lifting in Lidl?

Just how shirtless poor do you have to be...

Yep, but if they tried robbing Fortnum and Masons they wouldn’t even be able to pronounce what they’re trying to nick.

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