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How many squares of toilet paper do you use, on average, to wipe yer bum?
Just one square for me being tight Yorkshire twat. Poke your finger thru the middle of the square, scrape off the unwanted residue from your poo hole with your finger and then use the square to wipe your finger as you pull it back through it... Sorted...
'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
this thread is a sad reflection of where CUK Forum is going - down the toilet
hence why many have stopped posting here
Milan.
Yes the thread was meant to be ironic.
And even then its still far more interesting and relevant than the fact that you hired a Legacy on your recent trip to the UK
I stayed in a hotel in Japan several years ago, it had one of those toilets that would shoot a jet of warm water up your bum. It was really quite enjoyable
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