A little wisdom for you fellas

[suityou01]

Fellas, while in an Indian restaurant with your wife and her friends, do not compliment another female you have not met before on how good she looks for her age IN FRONT of said wife.

Any other pearls of wisdom?

[moorfield]

"Yes" means "No"

"No" means "Yes"

[Pogle]

"Yes" means "No"

"No" means "Yes"

When asked "How do I look?" just say something positive and complementary - we do not want a critique of our hair/shoes/makeup/dress.
If you say nice stuff, it makes us feel good and when WE feel good YOU feel good too

[Drewster]

When asked "How do I look?" just say something positive and complementary - we do not want a critique of our hair/shoes/makeup/dress.
If you say nice stuff, it makes us feel good and when WE feel good YOU feel good too

Pogle is right!

<I find agreeing with whatever they say to be a good tactic too!!! - they never tire of it!!!1>

[Drewster]

Oh and Suity....
The answer to "Does my bum look big in this?"

Is NEVER:
Yes
or
Not only in that!
or
Of course it does!
or even
Sorry love what did you say? Oh and move your fat arse out of the way of the Footie!

[Sysman]

Oh and Suity....
The answer to "Does my bum look big in this?"

Is NEVER:
Yes
or
Not only in that!
or
Of course it does!
or even
Sorry love what did you say? Oh and move your fat arse out of the way of the Footie!

Unless you are Jonafan Woss. He did an advert where he said "Oooh yes" to the question with a glint in his eye. I think he got away with it...

don't try this at home folks

[d000hg]

Oh and Suity....
The answer to "Does my bum look big in this?"

Is NEVER:
Yes
or
Not only in that!
or
Of course it does!
or even
Sorry love what did you say? Oh and move your fat arse out of the way of the Footie!

If she is a fine young black lady do you say "damn right, sister"?

[gingerjedi]

Oh and Suity....
The answer to "Does my bum look big in this?"

Or the slight variant: "Does this make my bum look big?"

"No love, it's all the chips you eat".

On the original point you'd be better off ignoring her attractive friends and just talk to the plain/ugly ones, though I do find it hard talking to absolute munters, I reckon subconsciously my brain tells me there's nothing to gain.

[DaveB]

If she is a fine young black lady do you say "damn right, sister"?

The appropriate response there is "Oh Hell Yeah!"

[Zippy]

Fellas, while in an Indian restaurant with your wife and her friends, do not compliment another female you have not met before on how good she looks for her age IN FRONT of said wife.

Any other pearls of wisdom?

So you take the missus out for a classy ruby and beers and she conplains when you letch at her mates. What was she thinking?