Doorman Woes

[NickFitz]

One of the doormen at the FMB bar got grief during a snap inspection by his boss yesterday:

Doorman: So apparently, if it's a warm night and I leave my jacket open, I have to be wearing a black shirt. He told me to go out and buy one today.

Random bloke: I'd have told him to **** off.

Me: I'd have asked him why he's establishing a Fascist movement in the 1930s.

Doorman and Random bloke both got it, which was nice

[minestrone]

"I spoke to a Doorman today, what a nice chap"

[shaunbhoy]

Nighty Night Fellas!

[MarillionFan]

"I spoke to a Doorman today, what a nice chap"

"He split the punters head open like a canteloupe in a car crash. I asked do you still drink Pims?'

[norrahe]

"I spoke to a Doorman today, what a nice chap"

My sentiments exactly.

If your local has a doorman, then it must be a lovely area (or should I have said interesting?)