Absolute pervert at work.

**cailin maith** · 7 July 2010, 13:07

Originally posted by Lola View Post

Absolute pervert at work.

He moved desks this morning and keeps staring under the desk. To make it worse he smells of BO and keeps hinting that his GF wants to dump him.

Hello Lola

**MarillionFan** · 7 July 2010, 13:11

Originally posted by Lola View Post

Absolute pervert at work.

He moved desks this morning and keeps staring under the desk. To make it worse he smells of BO and keeps hinting that his GF wants to dump him.

Right. So we've narrowed this down to half the posters on here.

Is he

Scottish?
Tall?
Smells of urine?
Fat and wears a turban?
Thinks he's funny?
Got a 1st from Oxford?
Releases code without checking it?

Just need to narrow it down a bit

**Zippy** · 7 July 2010, 13:17

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Right. So we've narrowed this down to half the posters on here.

Is he

Scottish?
Tall?
Smells of urine?
Fat and wears a turban?
Thinks he's funny?
Got a 1st from Oxford?
Releases code without checking it?

Just need to narrow it down a bit

Also - Claims to have a massive appendage?

**MarillionFan** · 7 July 2010, 13:22

Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Also - Claims to have a massive appendage?

Ah! You mean he's a massive tool? Got it!

**sasguru** · 7 July 2010, 13:24

Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Hello Lola

**xoggoth** · 7 July 2010, 15:19

Is there a tiny camera under your desk?

**SupremeSpod** · 8 July 2010, 06:47

Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Is there a tiny camera under your desk?

No, she's just pleased to see you.

Absolute pervert at work.