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moorfield
10th July 2010, 20:42
Check out the nutter policeman with the Taser (http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/07/09/article-1293492-0A631949000005DC-740_634x689.jpg), entries below please.

:eek:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/07/09/article-1293492-0A631949000005DC-740_634x689.jpg

doodab
10th July 2010, 20:48
I wanna be in your gang, your gang, your gang....

Why isn't he using his gun? He's got a perfectly good one in a holster.

Zippy
10th July 2010, 20:55
Preparation H? It's rubbish.

Edit: I'd bet that photo turns up in Viz's 'Up the Arse Corner' next month

HairyArsedBloke
10th July 2010, 21:10
It's a staged shot for the press - all of them a looking at the cameraman, not the target.

The guy with the taser looks like a caricature German from WWII.

centurian
10th July 2010, 21:36
It's a staged shot for the press - all of them a looking at the cameraman, not the target.

Not all - but I think that's the point of the grimace - they've just spotted the photographer and it's a "get the tulip out of there or this tazer is going on your balls" look

Rest assured your taxes will be productively spent printing out dozens of A3 colour copies of this photograph - to be plastered on every flat surface of that copper's home station in time for his next duty shift.

shaunbhoy
11th July 2010, 12:00
I AM SEX. Women want me and they're prepared to pay.

or


I hope you're satisfied, Thatcher!

or

This'll shake them up at the anarchist society!


Couldn't decide.

MarillionFan
11th July 2010, 12:52
I can't hold it anymore, I can feel the turtles head!

TimberWolf
11th July 2010, 17:10
Grrrr.

Boudica
11th July 2010, 19:27
Shouldn't have had the sausage

threaded
12th July 2010, 05:49
I never really wanted to be a policeman, you know. I mean, they told me while at school, if I got two CSEs, when I left school I'd be head of British Steel. That's a lot of nonsense, ennit? I mean, you look at statistics, right. 83% of top British management have been to a public school and Oxbridge, right? 93% of the BBC have been to a public school and Oxbridge, right? 98% of the KGB have been to a public school and Oxbridge. All you get from a public school, right. One, you get a top job, right, and two, you get an interest in perverse sexual practices. I mean, that's why British management's so inefficient. As soon as they get in the boardroom, they're all shutting each others' dicks in the door!

SupremeSpod
12th July 2010, 07:34
"My name is Threaded and I'm a born leader! I get 40 quid a week and all the pies I can eat! You can buy thousands of smarties for 40 quid!"

NotAllThere
12th July 2010, 08:21
How come I ended up without a gun?

Moscow Mule
12th July 2010, 08:23
As soon as I tazer this **** he's going to shoot himself in the head. WOOT!

SupremeSpod
12th July 2010, 08:26
"PC Roberts cursed the day his mother bought him his bright yellow gun, all the other boys just laughed at him."

shaunbhoy
12th July 2010, 08:31
22 years man and boy he had served as a RAF Copper, but never in that time had THEY seen fit to let him loose with a stapler!! Today's Police Force are just the best!!

SupremeSpod
12th July 2010, 08:56
"I'm out of Duracell!"

Boudica
13th July 2010, 13:30
I'm the admin on CUK and look what it's done to my face :grin

centurian
13th July 2010, 13:33
"If you ask me for 'two references' one more time..."

TimberWolf
13th July 2010, 13:33
I've Just noticed that the hitherto sensible looking older guy in the background is sporting an awful "photo shop like" moustache.

Drewster
13th July 2010, 15:32
I've Just noticed that the hitherto sensible looking older guy in the background is sporting an awful "photo shop like" moustache.

You sir are a pillock!!! He is scratching his nose with his mate's Radio Ariel......

Bloody yoof of today need their bloody eyes testing <Tsk! Tsk!> what is the world coming to?

SupremeSpod
13th July 2010, 15:36
You sir are a pillock!!! He is scratching his nose with his mate's Radio Ariel......

Bloody yoof of today need their bloody eyes testing <Tsk! Tsk!> what is the world coming to?

Nah mate, it's a slug! He's divisional slug balancing champion.