Compulsive buying

[Cliphead]

You can't have enough loo roll right?

I can't wander down the loo roll aisle in Tesco without buying the 3 free extra offer making up 12 rolls.

So now I have a 4 foot high wall of Andrex (sans puppies that's just sick), between the tulipter and the shower. Is this acceptable?

[MarillionFan]

You can't have enough loo roll right?

I can't wander down the loo roll aisle in Tesco without buying the 3 free extra offer making up 12 rolls.

So now I have a 4 foot high wall of Andrex (sans puppies that's just sick), between the tulipter and the shower. Is this acceptable?

Well known fact that by wrapping tissue paper and towels around your head you can stop others from stealing your thoughts and stop the Doctor from controlling you!

[Boudica]

You can't have enough loo roll right?

I can't wander down the loo roll aisle in Tesco without buying the 3 free extra offer making up 12 rolls.

So now I have a 4 foot high wall of Andrex (sans puppies that's just sick), between the tulipter and the shower. Is this acceptable?

Is it the one with shea butter?

i'm thinking of leaving home as my OH says it's too expensive

[Cliphead]

Is it the one with shea butter?

i'm thinking of leaving home as my OH says it's too expensive

I never heard of that one???

No loo roll is too expensive, end of. Ditch 'im.

[Zippy]

You can get by without pasta, beans, tins of tuna or BOGOFs on horrible cereals.
You can't get by without toilet rolls so buy 'em while the going is good. As it were ...

[Boudica]

Andrex


mmmmm it's loooxury

there was an article on the *cough* daily *cough* mail the other day about the poor middle-classes who can't afford the basics anymore because of gordon's downturn, one woman said she had to choose between loo roll and toothpaste.

i would have though toothpaste would sting!

[shaunbhoy]

I insist upon the cheap as chips stuff from LIDLs personally. Cannot see the point in spending any decent amount of cash on something that gets used to wipe one's butt!!
If I am going to push the boat out for household articles then it goes on decent Malt Whisky.

SB in "take care of the pennies and the pounds take care of themselves" mode

[Boudica]

I insist upon the cheap as chips stuff from LIDLs personally. Cannot see the point in spending any decent amount of cash on something that gets used to wipe one's butt!!
If I am going to push the boat out for household articles then it goes on decent Malt Whisky.

SB in "take care of the pennies and the pounds take care of themselves" mode

doesn't it hurt your bottomhole?

[shaunbhoy]

doesn't it hurt your bottomhole?

Nahhhh!!!!!! When you grew up using old newspapers, a bit of recycled stuff seems like silk sheets!!

[MarillionFan]

Nahhhh!!!!!! When you've been in the army, everyone takes a go in the barrel!

FTFY